I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
"I believe I can fly …
I believe I can touch the sky …
I think about it every night and day …
As my bike just falls away …
::: moment of silence :::
Uh oh … "
Billie I think they time has come to tell you why Uncle Stewie drools constantly, eats everything through a straw and is the only person who actually laughs during the George Lopez show
oooooooooooooooh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.
oooooooooooooooh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helmet? who needs a Hel……
I think the picture title sums it up
Hahaha.
If I were to add one it might be:
"Reason #65 of why NOT to listen to R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly!"
Oh crap, I was supposed to hang on to the bike too?
BMX Bike – $100, Helmet – $0, Not clearing the invisible fence – Priceless
#1. good thing i drank a V8 #2. sure hope i do not mind false teeth at 17 #3. sure hope this parachute works
1. "guys, that’s not funny. Put the landing ramp back!"
2. "the time when helmet and pads ARE cool"
"crap! at least I will look REALLY cool for another 2 seconds!"
"I hate triple-dog dares!!!!!"
Oh, boy. This is gonna leave a mark!
AFLAC!
And this is Dougie demonstrating a move we call the lip-skid.
Launch: 10 pts. Form: 8.5 pts. Landing: Fail.
"…and now I'll just grab the bars and land this bad boy…the bars…the BARS!! Oh crap."
"Here I come to save the DayYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Houston, we have a problem."
I am sooooo suing Red Bull after I get out of the hospital.
Ok. Ok. I think this will all work out alright, as long as the bike does NOT fall on me!
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is…….
I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?
"Everyone falls the first time."
How in the world am I going to fall like this and not get hurt really, really bad?
our father… who art in heaven…..
Up in the Air Junior Birdman,
"I believe I can fly …
I believe I can touch the sky …
I think about it every night and day …
As my bike just falls away …
::: moment of silence :::
Uh oh … "
Billie I think they time has come to tell you why Uncle Stewie drools constantly, eats everything through a straw and is the only person who actually laughs during the George Lopez show
young Clark Kent always did have a sick sense of humor…
"ouch."
James was thereafter known for his signature move, "The Spiderman." Unfortunately, he could only perform it about twice a year.
John unfortunately drew the short straw when the The ACME Co. Bike Seatbelt Design Team decided to test their prototype
look,ma!no hands!
I wonder why that one dude with the really nice camera is opposite from everyo….. ooooouuuuuiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
Taking Lyrics from New Found Glory…
"And it's All Downhill From Here"
puaha.
"I believe I can fly…..I believe I can touch the sky."
leave the coma-d to the pros and politicians.